You’ve probably heard of several unpleasant Grab experiences and stories on the news and on the net. But so far, Jobim Javier’s experience is probably the saddest of them all.
Jobim Javier (@jobimism), a radio DJ, posted a public tweet on Twitter about a heartbreaking story of how his Grab driver caught his wife cheating.
So my Grab driver has his phone hooked up to his car via Bluetooth and his wife butt dialed him and five seconds into saying “hello” over and over again, we are realizing that she’s CHEATING ON HIM!! I AM DYINGGGG!!
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
CAUTION: Extreme heartbreak ahead, prepare your tissue.
It turns out that the unnamed driver’s wife accidentally called him on his cellphone which was currently connected to the car’s speaker via bluetooth!
After a few hello’s from the driver and no response from the wife, here’s what they heard over the phone
She’s totally telling her side piece to let go of her panties. She’s giggling. SHE JUST CALLED HIM DADDY. HIS LIFE IS CRASHING ALL AROUND HIM AND I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG BUT I ALSO NEED TO GO HOME.
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
They hear the woman from the other side of the phone giggling and seems to be flirting with someone whom she calls “daddy”. She tells him to let go of her panties while giggling. She totally has no idea that her husband and her husband’s passenger are able to listen to what is happening on her end.
After a few moments of this, the driver couldn’t handle it anymore and decides to hangup.
He just hung up. He is SEETHING in his seat. The tension in the air is palpable. I don’t think he cares or realizes I’m still here.
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
Of course, no matter how hard it is to be cheated on, letting “it” go wouldn’t be easy in a split second. More than love, people would prefer to hear the truth. So the driver decides to call his wife back and see it himself.
HOLY FUCK HE IS CALLING HER BACK. I REPEAT HE IS CALLING HER BACK.
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
MY MAN JUST STARTED SCREAMING “NASAAN KA? HA?? SINO YANG KASAMA MO??”
But this bitch is quick, she was all “Wala nang gatas si Junior, bumili lang ako ng gatas!”
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
He’s not having any of it, he’s losing his shit, and her story just doesn’t add up.
“Narinig kita!! Sabi mo bitawan niya panty mo!!”
BUT THIS BITCH WAS ALL
“PAMPERS!! Bumibili ako ng Pampers!!!”
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
He just hit her with a “E sino si daddy? Ha?? Sino yung dinadaddy daddy mo kanina??”
BRUH SHE LITERALLY JUST SAID “TATAY KO”
I KENNAT
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
Fuck man I can imagine his wife, whose name on his phone is “lablab koh”, now having to buy milk and diapers before he gets home to corroborate his story. I wonder how she’s going to get her dad to play along. Poor Junior.
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
My Grab driver’s smart though! “Kung tawagin ko si D ngayon, sa sagot siya? Magkasama kayo, ha??”
CH-CH-CHECKMATE BIIIIIIIIITCH!!!
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
She just fucking CRACKED. Broke down sobbing on the phone. Manong Grab is breathing like a rhino after a decathlon. She’s begging him to come home so they can talk. But he says they have nothing to talk about. You go, Manong Grab. Know your worth bruh.
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
He just hung up, despite her pleas. Stone cold.
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
The driver demanded to know where she was and the woman tried to make up a story that she went out to buy milk for their child. And when she was asked who she was calling “daddy”, she literally said it was her father that she was referring to. Her excuses started sounding dumber and dumber. The driver finally dared to call her father to see if they are indeed together, that’s how she got cornered and finally cracked and started crying. She was probably giving a heart felt apology when the driver decides to hang up a second time.
Perhaps at this point, too much was going on this man’s mind.
Manong Grab just turned to me, looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
“Alam niyo po, sir, mahirap tagala pag matagal na kayong mag asawa. Pero wala tayong magagawa. Siya ang pinili ko.”
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
Manong Grab just turned to me, looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
“Alam niyo po, sir, mahirap tagala pag matagal na kayong mag asawa. Pero wala tayong magagawa. Siya ang pinili ko.”
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
Got out of the Grab. Told him to keep the change. He could use a drink.
I have safely arrived at my destination, Manong Grab.
I hope you do too.
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
P.S. Five stars.
— Jobim Javier (@jobimism) May 22, 2018
🙁